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Bullshit Everywhere Highland Cow Tumbler | Funny Cow Sassy Drinkware
Bullshit Everywhere Highland Cow Tumbler | Funny Cow Sassy Drinkware
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The Bullshit Everywhere Highland Cow Tumbler is for anyone who’s tired, sarcastic, and not afraid to say it. Featuring expressive Highland cows holding mugshot-style signs, this funny cow tumbler delivers bold humor with a side of farmyard sass—perfect for coffee, iced drinks, or hydration fueled by pure attitude.
Made using permanent sublimation printing, this tumbler won’t peel, crack, or fade, making it ideal for everyday use. Whether you’re at work, running errands, or surviving life one sip at a time, this sassy tumbler makes a statement without saying a word (okay… it says a little).
Saying:
“There’s bullshit everywhere and not a pasture in sight.”
Style:
Funny Cow | Highland Cow Humor | Sassy Drinkware | Farm Aesthetic
Available Sizes:
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20 oz Tumbler (Lid & Straw) – A go-to for cold drinks on hot days or iced coffee lovers.
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20 oz Water Bottle – Lightweight and perfect for daily hydration.
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30 oz Tumbler (Lid & Straw) – Extra space for iced coffee, tea, or water throughout the day.
Turnaround Time: Up to 2 weeks
Perfect as a gift for cow lovers, farm girls, coworkers with sarcasm, or anyone who appreciates funny drinkware with attitude.
Materials
Materials
Stainless Steel -BPA free and rust resistant
Double Walled insulated to keep drinks cold and hot for hours.
Durable powder-coated finish for a sleek, rugged look.
High-resolution sublimation print - won't peel, fade, or crack
Comes with a spill-resistant lid and reusable plastic straw (for tumbler)
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Made to Order - Please allow up to 2 weeks for production before shipping.
Orders are shipped via USPS OR UPS with tracking included. Ships only in USA
Shipping typically arrives within 3-5 business days after fulfillment.
You will receive a tracking number via email once your order is shipped.
We take pride in creating each tumbler by hand to ensure quality and care. If you have questions about your order or delivery, feel free to contact us anytime!
Dimensions
Dimensions
20 oz. Tumbler (lid & straw): Capacity: 20 fluid oz. (590 ml)H: 8.25 in. D: 2.75 in. Fits most standard cup holders.
20 oz. Water Bottle: Capacity: 20 fluid oz. (590 ml). H: 9.25 in D: 2.9 in. Leak proof twist lid for on the go use.
20 oz. Handle: Capacity: 20 fluid oz. (590 ml). H: 7.75 in W: 4.5 in. Comfortable side handle for easy grip.
30 oz. (lid & straw): Capacity: 30 fluid oz. (887 ml). H: 9.25 in D: 4 in. Large capacity, perfect for longer days.
30 oz. Water Bottle: Capacity: 20 fluid oz. (887 ml). H: 10.25 in D: 3.5 in. Heavy-duty design with secure lid.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Hand Wash Only - Not dishwasher safe
Do NOT microwave
Avoid exposing to flames or extreme heat
Use soft sponge or cloth to clean exterior and interior.
Handle with care to preserve the high-quality sublimation design
Rince after each use to avoid residue build-up
Following these guidelines will help extend the life of your tumbler and keep the design looking vibrant for years to come.
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